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The Dinner Jokes

Couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the Husband said, “The food looks delicious let’s eat.” To which the wife says, “Honey… you say prayer before eating at home.” Husband replies, “That’s at home sweetheart… Here the chef knows how to cook.”

How does a man take a bubble bath?
He eats beans for dinner.

A man was invited for dinner at a friend’s house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her “My Love”, “Darling”, “Sweetheart”, etc., etc.

His friend looked at him and said, “That’s really nice after all of these years you’ve been married to keep saying those little pet names.”

The host said, “Well, honestly, I’ve forgotten her name.”



Tejas Shah
Tejas is the Founder and Chief Food Blogger of KhaiPeeneJalsa. While people practice yoga as a stress-buster, Tejas takes to cooking. His craze for food is such that he can drive hundreds of miles for a delicious meal. For the most part, his world revolves around food.

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